✿oops, I don't really care✿
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free